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That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness (god), by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys by being imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- an important one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples within our frame of reference include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink".... OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly (an understatement) interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever. In reality, it seems to me to be much simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion. So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet. Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god (converted to pure intelligence) through that which has started out as digital technology and the 'net. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death(from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god just GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh? Fits about every paradigm laid out thus far... Anybody have a serious explanation more intuitively satisfying? Let's here it...
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