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A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.
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