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A (fictitious) sexually transmitted disease contracted through the act of sodomizing oneself with a bagel. The name originates from a combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Panera", where delicious bagels are sold. Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.
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