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a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones. seven sacraments of stoneism: • being incredibly bootyfilled • secretly being a beluga whale • being a meme • worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle. • to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones" • you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne • each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
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