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Weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they're already in your bed: Step 1: Once in bed, turn on The Weather Channel. Step 2: Roll over and fall asleep without warning. Step 3: If asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) "I barely remember it!" OR b) "I was just so tired!" Then quickly changing the subject.
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