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noun, The hellish fire-beast of corporate america that disolves childrens minds and brings horrifying amounts of debt to those who follow it. The only known remedy is suicide. Derived from the famed "Beast of Buying" A mythical Creature from the depth of hell sent to force those with weak constitutions to purchase items well beyond their price range. see also: hell beast bargain burning flesh
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