Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include: -doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in -going to bed before 10 every fucking night -smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day -they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block -smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt -has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is -if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons -if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
Text fits
Save
Cancel