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One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service. Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder. He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
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