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A girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to: 1) get sympathetic attention 2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend. This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
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