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Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without [getting laid] commonly experiences aqua ovaries. Symptoms include: Severe pain Aggressive behavior Cold chills Road rage Seizures (in rare cases) [Sleep deprivation] The most effective treatment is vigorous [masturbation]. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands. The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
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