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Middle Aged Jackass In Convertible: Normally found in Hawaii on vacation but can be found all throughout the world. When picking up their rental car they are offered a choice and will always choose the convertible. Then proceed to drive around with the top down regardless the weather and not a care in the world. Example: -40F, top down and heater on full blast or drives faster so the rain doesn't get him wet.
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