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1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural) Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid. You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center. You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells..... "OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
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