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See. Emmanuel Blanco An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
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