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Child who comes home from college, uses the washer, eats everything, criticizes when you don't cook him something, sleeps in, stays up, wants to shop with you so that you will pay, monopolizes the internet/computer, spreads their junk out, and makes it hard on his parent just to get him to clean up after himself. Wants to live without arguments but can't figure out how. Will also be bewildered and hurt if you let him know life is more peaceful without his presence.
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