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“Wapanese” are decidedly wordcaucasian/word individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of wordJapan/word.  The term “wapanese” can be accurately though of as an analog to wordwigger/word.  A wordwhitey/word can be classified as a “Wapanese” if they are in possession of two or more of [the following] defining traits:

1.  Has an [unhealthy obsession] with shallow, saccharine and [intellectually] insulting animation shows (also refered to as wordanime/word by the wordnerd/word elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children

2.  Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of wordAmerican/word culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s – even though [99.9]% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)

3.  Halfheartedly studies Japanese language and/or is a part-time practitioner of [martial arts]

4.  Has a sword (samurai swords only, of course) collection

5.  Is a Virgin
6.  May be afflicted with a terminal case of wordyellow fever/word; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang

7.  Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite wordanime/word characters (this practice is reffered to as wordcosplay/word; [cross-dressing] and raging [homosexuality] is not an uncommon component of cosplay.

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture.  Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white wordgeek/word to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat wordracist/word Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.

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