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a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye. the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing. A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch. a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.
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