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Adj. When an individual makes themselves an easy target or joke by expressing an inflated sense of worth or abilities, to such an extreme that one believes he or she is an indispensable asset to a group or team, despite, and immediately following, a performance that cannot be described in words, usually because it is so bad that witnesses are left in a state of disturbed paralysis, likely due to the stupefyingly unsubstantiated nature of the individual's fabricated adaptation of the series of events, and his supposititious achievements during this time, that are typically catalogued and witnessed by hundreds or thousands of people, providing irrefutable evidence that the opposite is true and the bemused individual has created a fantasy through the application of willful blindness in order to maintain the high supplied by an inflated ego and false memories and ultimately continue on a likely doomed trajectory, incognizant of the ubiquitous and overwhelming public opinion, and sometimes scientific fact, that one is a lemon-bomb miscarriage of the profession in which he partakes, within the group or team in which he participates, and clog in the stream of societal thought and the advancement of humanity. The only way to deal with such a pigeon boobed chump is to (1) ceremoniously and enduringly label the individual a MARK, best described by this definition but also as a "sucker" and (2) remind the pedestrian clown-duck of this fact interminably, incessantly, and at his expense.

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