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There's a cat that owns a house in Martinez, Ca and he rents it out to a cool family. Kerbies hobbies are wet cat food, fuzzy blanket humping, shitting in neighbors flower pots, cheese wheel, and lots of licking of his butthole. He is like a sour patch kid- first sour, then sweet.
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