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The excuse or alibi given when a spouse or significant other is confronted with why their email address or other user information is on the AshleyMadison.com hack list of 39 million registered users. Usually contains references to a dark plot, somebody hacking somebody somewhere, somehow, "bots", the dark Web and a misplaced penis that has now shrunken smaller than the credit card they used for a paid membership.
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