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A place you go when your life is low
[You have no friends], and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests

Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, [piece of cake]
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning

Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, [I just can't] refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays

Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and [on the couch]
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed

It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!

Get off your ass and do something!

Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
[OKAYYYY]!!!

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