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The CEO of WWE whose son-in-law, Triple H, once simulated sex with a mannequin, scripted to be Kane's dead girlfriend. Vince McMahon has kissed and fondled women half his age as well as drugged his wife on live television. Now he's trying to make up for his former actions by maintaining a PG background. Just recently, Vince McMahon terminated Hulk Hogan's "Legends" contract, took away his merchandise, and removed him from the WWE Hall of Fame on WWE.com because Vince found out that Hogan had repeatedly said "nigger" in a recorded phone call regarding a guy his daughter was sleeping with. Vince has lost all touch with the WWE and the WWE Universe; he does not know what real talent is anymore, he doesn't know the right decisions to make (especially refusing to let John Cena lose), and hates anyone who wants to change his way of running things (i.e. the former best wrestler in the world, CM Punk).
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