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When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents. So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work. The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.
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