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When you clasp your scrotum and penis in your hands as to hide its contents from view. Then patiently wait for unsuspecting women to approach; when they asked what’s in your hands say it’s a little bird you caught and are trying to nurse back to health. When you are asked to see it, play hard to get and say, "You don't want to see it". When they pressure you some more you are to reveal your fully exposed scrotum and penis and immediately say "CHIRP... CHIRP”!
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