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When you clasp your scrotum and penis in your hands as to hide its contents from view. Then patiently wait for unsuspecting women to approach; when they asked what’s in your hands say it’s a [little bird] you caught and are trying to nurse back to health. When you are asked to see it, play hard to get and say, "[You don't want] to see it". When they pressure you some more you are to reveal your fully exposed scrotum and penis and [immediately] say "CHIRP... CHIRP”!
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