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Commonly Called a MAV. Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro. A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV) Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children. To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV. A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom: Rims Spinners Tinted Windows Spoilers After market Xenon lights Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
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