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An English Pig is the name given to any drunk aggressive British-born moron who cannot control his actions whilst under the influence of alcohol. Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview. If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service. Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
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