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Sambo is one of the coolest dorks out there. She is almost as 1337 as me, and much 1337er than you. Sambo is irritable and may attack if approached. Keep her away from sharp objects, lighters, the sticky hard round things that fall off of gumtrees that hurt when you throw them, and high amounts of caffeine. Also, the cardboard lady.
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