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Pronounced "MUH-ss-kit" ~ Derogatory term for a big muscular douche active health nut calorie exorcist that thinks he or she is "fit" and that everyone else "unfit" is only worthy of being patronized and bashed. Even if you are average-weighted, muscots still consider you "fat" if you have any trace of stomach left and no "tone" in your upper arms and chest. Muscots on dating sites will sometimes brag how DDF (Drug & Disease-Free) and " opposed to partying" they supposedly are, but like religious hypocrites, muscots oftentimes turn out to be heavy drinkers of beer and liquor and party druggers themselves munching down the very pizza and fries that they lecture everyone for enjoying. Can also be spelled "muskit," "muscot," or "musscott," or "muscuit" ~ Alternative term: "Muscularian" ~ Name of the Muscuit's Disease: "Muscularia"
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