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A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.
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