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A "Fake Juicer" is someone who: (a): pretends to be drunk at a party but in reality has consumed very little or no alcohol. (b): has a very low tolerance and is hammered way before anyone else is. (c): loses a drinking competition to someone else whom they claimed to be a fake juicer. To be given the humiliating title of a "fake juicer" you must satisfy one or more of the above criteria. A fake juicer usually exaggerates the amount of alcohol they have drank in order to refrain from drinking more or can't handle their booze and is the first one belligerently drunk at an otherwise calm event. Calling someone a "fake juicer" is also effective way of pressuring them to drink more and prove to the accuser that they are an authentic juicer. If you call someone a fake juicer and they challenge you to a chug off, the winner is granted permission to call the loser a "fake juicer" for the remainder of the night.
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