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Commonly confused with [erectile dysfunction], "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. [It doesn't matter] if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi [flaccid penis] for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.
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