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A funny, intelligent, funny, dirty minded person. Anyone who is lucky enough to meet a Metteo will have their lives changed forever. Metteos are usually brown eyed. They are definitely dirty. Said to be good in bed. And I your not careful you can break the heart of a Metteo.
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