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Hates talking to people. He would much prefer to stand and watch TV alone. Goes to bed as early as possible, meaning 8pm at the latest. Listens to music all the time and just randomly says song lyrics. Has no reflexes. Loves eating pussy. Dick so large it rips through his pants on some days.
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