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The worst thing you could ever call a person. Even worse than calling them a poopyhead. Even worse than calling them a moldy cheese sandwich, an absolute bagel, or a fusty-clapper clawed apple john. Saying this word is even worse than saying he-who-must-not-be-named's real name. Use with caution: only for those deserving.
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