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A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.
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