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Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.
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