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An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-monkey. Treats everyone around them like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible customer service" when they fail to live up to impossible expectations .
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