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The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.
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