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An unused condom that has been [tucked away] in a wallet for so long that it's actually fused with the leather, and must be carbon dated to determine the era in which it was [intended] for use. A wallet fossil should not be discarded as it may be worth money on the collector's market, or at least holds value as [nostalgia] for the days you still held out some hope for pussy.
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