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A nut less guy who loves jerking off to soft-core porn, calls his girlfriend a gay ass name like pumpkin or honey-bunny, and cries whenever someone mentions The Notebook or Safe Haven. He loves FaceTiming his girlfriend for days at a time. HE is the worst Call of Duty player of all time. His best friend is also double Eskimo Bros with him;)
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