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A combination of constipation and diarrhea. When you have constirrhea, you constantly feel like you have to defecate but every time you sit down on the toilet and try to go, all that happens is you shart loudly and some liquid poo squirts out. Constirrhea is extremely annoying because: 1) You have to make constant trips to the bathroom over the course of the constirrhea. 2) It costs money because you have to use a shit ton of toilet paper. 3) It makes your butthole sore. 4) It is usually accompanied by bad gas. Sometimes, it's hard to tell what is flatulence and what is feces. Thus, it can cause you to shart your pants. Constirrhea is usually a result of : IBS; Crohn's disease; food allergies; eating junk food
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