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(pronounced loo-key) 1. the last name of a substitute teacher who was infamously caught masturbating in a Connecticut high school hallway on February 26, 2014. Reportedly has amnesia and was "fixing a wardrobe malfunction". 2. to whip it out and start jacking off in a public place in the aforementioned manner.
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