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A RPT (reecepaultanner) is the name given to a golem like creature that lurks within minge hair. It feasts on the dried specs of cum buried within the hair. Ocassionaly, during the winter the creature migrates to the anus to keep warm. It bathes in the steamy turds that slip out the anus to provide warmth and nutrition. The creature lives alone, due to the fact it has no game with gal. It reproduces asexually, and is known to eat it's offspring. In order to remove a RPT from ones genitalia/ anus, another host must be found to pass him on. This is done by scissoring with the next host and hopefully the RPT hops onto the next minge.
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