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Jessica is a massive liar. All she breathes is lies. She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does. Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent. She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!! She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them. Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde." she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity. She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy. Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.
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