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Dookie Attack When somebody has to use the bathroom very badly and sudden, but can't make it just yet. Usually the person stands there and crosses their legs to clinch their butt together, until they feel it is safe. Then they run as fast as they can, while still clinching, to the nearest bathroom.
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