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A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples: Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm) Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
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