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Homeless looking dude who plays guitar like a maniac . Long mane with a bushy "Duck Dynasty Beard" that would easily put Si out of his wimply bearded misery. May or may not BE homeless, but he certainly acts it. And smells it. In his spare time, he follows small children around and throws kittens at them. Some say that he's the Norse Heavy Metal God who taught Hendrix how to play. To this he said, "I eat old ladies with my Fruit Loops." Notice: If seen, report immediately to the police. He wasn't kidding. Apparently, kid's grandmothers had been going down to his belly! Who'da Thunk?
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