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A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking. If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following: • A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people • Updates on people you hate's lives • Explosive diarrhea • Being stalked by family members • Headaches
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