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The type of dude who has a tiny penis but constantly insinuates and says outright that he has a huge penis, and showing people that he has Magnum condoms. Everyone instantly realizes what he's doing and how small he must be, and just feels sorry for him in silence until he becomes unbearable, at which time he is confronted about how he must have a micropenis and is compensating for this. Symptoms include wearing a backwards Monster energy drink baseball cap and sleeveless shirts, tribal tattoos which belong to no particular tribe, flashy vehicles, and the use of urban slang by a Caucasian of upper middle class suburban background. Anyone who "accidentally" drops Magnum condoms especially is clearly a MagNub.
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