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A small (or large) laptop kept stored safely in one's room or private quarters that is dedicated to watching and masturbating to extremely dirty explicit pornographic footage of imagery on the internet or photos of women in your schoolgrade's facebook. Usually weatherproof and easy to clean. Can be washed with water. Endorsed by Ron Jeremy.
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